Today At Harvard...

                                                      Physics Class    
            Today in Harvard we were talking about our blogs while the teacher was looking at her Facebook page.   Sophie was talking about hacking Belinda's blog. She would post "Stop following me. I am shutting down my blog."  It just goes to show every day is eventful at Harvard. "Everyday is eventful in Harvard" is something that was in the brochure I got.  Belinda is now changing her password, then again who can blame her.

          

 My blog is getting such a reception.                                                 I always wonder what makes people laugh at nonsense. Well maybe the comic will explain it.

Keep visiting my blog readers. I love the fact that you like to laugh.

                                          Today's Joke

This joke shows that schools are the basis of most good jokes. 

TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."  

 I got this from http://www.urch.com/forums/lounge/1762-good-school-jokes.html. Have fun!

Laughter Is the Best Medicine

Hello viewers, I must say my blog has only been up for 3 days and already got 109 viewers from the USA and 1 form Germany! Also girls visiting this blog, if you like fashion go to my friend Grace's blog.  Here is the link http://thenextcoco.blogspot.com/2012/09/louis-viutton.html.  As you know, people get sick all the time. It's rather heartbreaking how many people die from diseases every year whether from old age to young. But, there is one special thing that can hold back or completely cure every sickness... laughter. now I'm asking all you readers read today's daily joke and many other's and show one to a loved one in the hospital. Show them this blog, follow it, comment, do whatever you like with this blog.  After you do it, I guarantee there smile will show for the first time in days.    

                          I know some 6th graders are reading this blog and don't understand some jokes. Don't worry today's daily joke is a joke every one that know's their ABC's can understand. And the old man joke's font color will be changed.  But, just read this joke right...now.  

Billy was a 1st grade student and he asked his teacher to go to the bathroom. She said he could go if he recited the alphabet so he said " a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z" When the teacher asked him what happened to the the p, he replies "Its running down my leg!"    

I got this from   http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081106151659AA72wsG.   

GUESS WHAT I DID?

               
                              GUESS WHAT I D ID?        
               
              As you can see I posted my first video. I think it's a pretty big step considering that this blog started earlier this week.  As you know this blog is for your entertainment. So I am going to get some advice from the readers.  As you saw in  one of my earlier posts I am having a joke contest.  The winner's joke will be featured on October 6th as the daily joke.
                     


                               
                         






 More On The Video   

  As you see this video is a singing cat wasting 10 seconds of your life. There isn't really much else to say on the matter.  I chose this video for the reason this blog was made... Laughs!   When I first saw it about 3 years ago I was (what do people these days say) pissed off. Then I realized, it was actually really funny.  So posting this on this joke blog, I never dreamed of having before was a dream come true! I share with the people, people laugh, I don't get paid. I guess this is like charity work.

                
         

What's up, I have missed you all, my readers. My record of viewers is about 39. 38 from America and 1 from Germany. Before I give you my daily joke I have to ask you to please comment or follow this blog. I would be really grateful. And here's our daily joke:

Bedside Manners

Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.

"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?"

"What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself.

"I think you're bad luck."      

I got these and other jokes at  http://www.jokesclean.com/.     

 

Hey guys, sorry that I didn't put the entire link (well, it wasn't a link) here's the link to the list of jokes I got today's daily joke from-
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080423125744AAI05p6                                                 

Anyway, one of my favorite comic strips is called Calvin and Hobbes. It's by a guy named Bill Watterson. This is an idea of what he looks like.
                                                       
Here's my favorite Calvin and Hobbes strip which is also my profile picture.  It's my favorite comic strip of all time. It's about a kid who takes the world in an imaginative, though sometimes serious way. Bill Watterson twists some of these events to form jokes that keep me laughing after reading them for 3 years.

 

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It's Laughing Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/25/12                     Laughing Does Wonders 

              Whether you're sick or even as happy as can be, laughing makes you happier. It is my devotion to the art of funny that I have created this blog.  This Snicker House (as I call it) is your best friend whether you're down or up. It is an archive that you can get to for free without going to Washington D.C. or someplace else. Your laughter is in my hands.  You won't be sorry.    

                                         

                                  Joke Info. 

                   So there's this show called Outsourced which is about an American man who works for a novelty company.I rate it 5 Ha's     (Get it?) But kids please watch it with your parents or with their permission. And here's our daily Joke:  

A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change The Lord's Prayer from "Give us this day our daily bread" to "Give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refuses his offer. Two weeks later, the man offered the Pope 10 million dollars to change it from "Give us this day our daily bread" to "Give us this day our daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the man's generous offer. Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dollars and finally the Pope accepted. The following day, the Pope said to all his officials, "I have some good news and bad news. The good news is we just received a check for 20 million dollars! The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account."     

I found this joke at http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080423125744AA105p6