Halloween

Halloween

            So as you know it's October and Halloween is coming up.  And I also know you're probably miffed at me for not posting on Monday.  Well I'm sorry, but being in college is hard work.  As you can see the  http://dailybugle2.blogspot.com/ is working with The Snicker House for a surprise!  It will be funny!  As a celebration of Halloween and Video Week for Daily Jokes, I put a funny video about my favorite monster, or man, or man-monster hybrid.  Let's go with man-monster hybrid.  He is the one and only Slender-man!  There is a video game about him that makes you find his son's drawings.  The video shows how to make the video game not scary.  For details, check out the Daily Jokes page and WATCH IT!  So jokes make the blogger in my case, so here's a TV show to think about watching.
                       It's awesome, it's from outer space,"LADIES and GENTLEMEN say hello to... INVADER ZIM!"  An awesome, funny, weird show about a rejected alien who gets sent to Earth, to try and take it over.  I mean creative, but weird.  It got cancelled because of their budget.  Here is some information from:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invader_Zim.
    Invader Zim is an American animated television series created by Jhonen Vasquez. It was produced by and subsequently premiered onNickelodeon. The series is about an extraterrestrial named Zim from the planet Irk, and his ongoing mission to conquer and destroy Earth. His various attempts to subjugate and destroy the human race are invariably undermined by some combination of his own ineptitude, his malfunctioning robot servant GIR, and paranormal investigator Dib, one of very few humans attentive enough to be aware of Zim's identity.

Invader Zim was first broadcast on March 30, 2001 and was targeted at children in their early teens, and met with critical acclaim, but after the first season, the show's ratings began to suffer. Before the second season was completed, Nickelodeon canceled the series, leaving at least 23 episodes and a planned television movie series finale unfinished. The show has maintained a cult following since cancellation with a pilot episode, 46 canon episodes, and at least 17 episodes that were in production at the time of the series' cancellation. On August 19, 2006, all 46 canon episodes have aired on television and been released on DVD. 19 of the episodes are split into two individual stories, each lasting about 12 minutes. There are 8 double-length episodes. All episodes were directed by Steve Ressel except for the pilot which was directed by Jordan Reichek.

Premise

Zim is a member of the imperialistic Irken race, an extraterrestrial species whose social hierarchy is based on height. The Irken leaders, known asThe Almighty Tallest, serve together because they are exactly the same height. As recounted during the series premiere, "The Nightmare Begins", Zim, who is both very short and very naïve, was banished to the planet Foodcourtia for overzealously attacking his own planet and allies^[1] duringOperation Impending Doom I.^[2] Upon hearing of Operation Impending Doom II, Zim leaves Foodcourtia and arrives at the Great Assigning. Here, elite Irken soldiers are chosen to become Invaders: special soldiers whose mission is to blend in with the indigenous life forms of their assigned planet, collect intelligence and prepare the planet for conquest by the Irken Armada. Zim pleads with the Tallest to assign him a planet and, in a desperate act to get Zim as far away as possible, they assign him to a presumed planet on the outskirts of their known universe that has never been explored. This "mystery planet" is Earth, and Zim's erratic attempts at world domination and/or the eradication of the human race begin when he lands on Earth for the first time.

Here is the first episode:

New Template

New Template

                 I know I usually post Mondays and Thursday but, yet again I was busy an I wanted you to check out the new blogger template.  After a long search I decided on this perfect blogger theme.  It has bright, upbeat colors with the design of smiley faces.  A smiley face is perfect, I mean isn't it the symbol of laughter?  Smiley faces, just what I was looking for, perfect, it was like "Yahoo" was the answer.  I say "Yahoo" was the answer because "Google" didn't ever find me a good template. 

                  I also found an easier way to change your blogger template (for any fellow bloggers).  It is much easier than downloading some xml. file and then doing something with the settings, or something like that.  All you have to do is find the html code of that template.    After you find one just copy it (make sure you save gadgets to add for later).  Then go to html in "template",  click on it, press edit html, and delete your current html.  After that,  just paste your recently copied html code, and your done!  Be sure to preview it, because then if you don't like it, you can always decide not to save it, and revert back to your old settings.

                

Ghost Hacker                                                                         

Weird this contraption, they call a computer.  This poor old chap left his account on, that is what these strange young people call it, right?  Allow me to introduce myself, for I am Thomas Theodore Felicia Johnathan O'Reilly.  I was from Boston as a member of the Sons Of Liberty.  I died last year when I was shot by a British soldier.  December 19, 1773 I'll never forget that day last year.  This "house" (some house this is, last year the houses were as big as this years mansions) is full of something called "technology".  A lot of things can happen in a year.  

Look at all these so called "medications"!  We didn't have that last year!  I think I may have not died last year if there were these new-fangled things like Advil and Robitussin. Hey!  Where are all the British flags?  And look at the Americans!  I've never seen so many people of so many races in one place!  Strange, all these books with pictures and not that many words.  Who is this Spider-man?  Well, I am leaving to go to another person's house.  Say, what does it say at the bottom-right corner? 

Oh.

Pun Info.

                                           Pun Info. And An Apology. 

      Apologies should go first as that is my code of conduct.  I'm sorry this post was late and my daily jokes have stopped for the week. I'm also sorry that jokes were only shown  on Monday's and Thursday's.  So, you guessed it, I've decided to bring back the daily joke.  Now this daily joke is going to be on a knew daily jokes page I will be setting up today.  This is also where you'll find today's joke.  So don't go ballistic if it's not here at the bottom of the post.  Now I want more readers and followers as since, I've removed my daily joke from Monday to Thursday some viewers have stopped reading.  Bringing back my readers and getting more joke lovers to follow is my blog's reason, as well as I nice hobby.

Pun Info.        

                         Puns for instance(using a joke I've used in the comments to explain the same concept) are like: Q: Why did the Queen Knight Sir Arthur Conan Doyle(the author of the Sherlock Holmes series)?  A: She liked his surname.  Get it, sir and sur?  That roughly is what a pun is, synonyms.  It's all you need.  Now to build the pun  part of the pun.  Develop a funny story to go along with it.  There is also another type of pun, being literal.  For more info. go to http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Pun and type how to make a pun in the search box.

      What's New And The Return To Harvard
    I'm sorry I haven't posted for 2 days. I bet you were all wondering, where is Saturday and Sunday's daily joke?  Well I must say being in Harvard is tough, you have all these projects, assignments, and strict teachers.  It's just college it may seem, but it's really a disaster.  I've decided to cut down on the jokes and posts. For those who have or, have had a blog know once you get it for the first few seconds(even if you have more than one)you're in posting frenzy.  Then, after a while you're like I can't do this all the time, I'm busy.  

                           That's how I'm like right now, so I've made a decision.  I will now only post on Monday's and Thursday's around the time of this post.  This is the return to Harvard, a list of make up jokes and today's daily joke.  This is your time to laugh remember, and do not waste it.  This isn't charity work (like I said in one of my older posts) this your good side to life.  Now, indulge:  

Two young men who had just graduated from Harvard were excited and talkative about their future plans as they got into a taxi in downtown Boston. After hearing them for a couple of minutes, the cab driver asked,"You men Harvard graduates?"

"Yes Sir! Class of' 99!" they answered proudly.

The cab driver extended his hand back to shake their hand, saying, "Class of' 58."

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/Harvard_Grads#ixzz285TBAh40 and   http://www.jokebuddha.com/web/FTf/Harvard.  And here's Monday's daily joke, I nice kicker with a funny punch line so to speak.  

      Arthur is 90. He’s played golf every day since his retirement.

One day he arrives home downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.” 

She has a suggestion: “Why don’t you take my brother with you? He may be 103, but his eyesight is perfect.”

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees it up; takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law. “Did you see the ball?”

“Of course I did! says the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight."

”Well, where did it go?”

"Where did what go?"       I got this from a website that isn't focused on jokes that much.  http://blogs.chicagotribune.com/news_columnists_ezorn/clean_jokes/