What's New And The Return To Harvard
    I'm sorry I haven't posted for 2 days. I bet you were all wondering, where is Saturday and Sunday's daily joke?  Well I must say being in Harvard is tough, you have all these projects, assignments, and strict teachers.  It's just college it may seem, but it's really a disaster.  I've decided to cut down on the jokes and posts. For those who have or, have had a blog know once you get it for the first few seconds(even if you have more than one)you're in posting frenzy.  Then, after a while you're like I can't do this all the time, I'm busy.  

                           That's how I'm like right now, so I've made a decision.  I will now only post on Monday's and Thursday's around the time of this post.  This is the return to Harvard, a list of make up jokes and today's daily joke.  This is your time to laugh remember, and do not waste it.  This isn't charity work (like I said in one of my older posts) this your good side to life.  Now, indulge:  

Two young men who had just graduated from Harvard were excited and talkative about their future plans as they got into a taxi in downtown Boston. After hearing them for a couple of minutes, the cab driver asked,"You men Harvard graduates?"

"Yes Sir! Class of' 99!" they answered proudly.

The cab driver extended his hand back to shake their hand, saying, "Class of' 58."

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/Harvard_Grads#ixzz285TBAh40 and   http://www.jokebuddha.com/web/FTf/Harvard.  And here's Monday's daily joke, I nice kicker with a funny punch line so to speak.  

      Arthur is 90. He’s played golf every day since his retirement.

One day he arrives home downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.” 

She has a suggestion: “Why don’t you take my brother with you? He may be 103, but his eyesight is perfect.”

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees it up; takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law. “Did you see the ball?”

“Of course I did! says the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight."

”Well, where did it go?”

"Where did what go?"       I got this from a website that isn't focused on jokes that much.  http://blogs.chicagotribune.com/news_columnists_ezorn/clean_jokes/