Ho Ho Ho, I'm A Psycho!

                                    Hello everyone, it's 4 days until Christmas, and you know what that means, presents.  Now, who is the star of Christmas?  Santa Claus has he flies around the world on his sleigh, driven by, Dasher, Dancer, Donner, Blixen, Cupid, Comet, Prancer, Vixen, and Rudolph the-red-nosed-reindeer.  We all wake up early, wake up our parents early, and rush down the stairs on Christmas day to see all the goodies under the tree.  We see toys and other gifts among you wondering where to begin.  And once we do find out, the boxes, bags, and wrapping paper are goners.  Santa sure does have an influence.
                                     Though, what if Santa was evil?  What if he wasn't that jolly man, wearing his white and red suit, would Christmas be the same?  Nobody has really thought about this.  Well, nobody except me Hilarious Clinton 587 of course.  Most kids sometimes pop the question, but then take a chill pill.  You know  how on Christmas Eve you have a lot of fun listening to Christmas stories?  Well get snuggled in your blanket and we're going to tell you one, about Santa if he was evil.
                                             This Comic is Rated PGSEIYNAOTCG*
*Parental Guidance Suggested Except If Your Not Afraid Of The Color Green

Did You Hear The News?

                               
                       To tell you the truth, I at first was going to post about, written jokes.  Then, I heard the news.  There was a shooting today, at Newton, Connecticut, at Sandy Hook Elementary School.  As many of my readers know, I have recently done a post on Rachel's Challenge, which enforces Rachel Scott(a student who died at the shooting at Columbine High School)'s ideas about etiquette.  I thought this would happen once just that time, but not another time!  20 students at the ages of 5-10, and 6 adults, including the principal, and the shooters committed suicide!  And think about the families, who are distraught, crying their eyes out, what has the U. S. A become?

             This blog is about jokes, and also something else, it's the Snicker "House"!  The "house" part was never a mistake, "a nice creative addition", no it was put there for a reason, because all of you who read this blog, this is like your second home, your "house".
And we care, we care.  So for a day or two, we will, mourn, and the house will disappear until we have something to hope for once more.

Comics Galore! Our Newest Addition

  

                      
               We've recently had a renovation, because we wanted a new room!  The Snicker House has just launched, a new comics page, perfect for those visual jokes we love so much.  This, is a comic place for comics, only.  I'd also love if more readers commented on this new page, and gave me story ideas.  I will be making comics, by using the online, Pixton Comic Maker.  It's a great online comic making tool, as well as giving me an html code so I can post it on my blog.

                                    Of, course there are some special terms, that are needed to be understood to fully enjoy my new comics page.  When the comic says, "slow joke", it means that there is one big joke that is developed by a couple of issues.  When it says, "repeated wonder" it means every issue has at least one joke.  If it has the term "fast joke" that means it's a long one issue comic, that has one or more jokes.  Those are all the terms, now let's focus on the comics part.  I've already posted a three issue, slow joke, comic about Slender Man.  Well, looks like it's time for dinner, Mom's making spinach, looks funny.