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Friday, December 21, 2012

Ho Ho Ho, I'm A Psycho!

                                    Hello everyone, it's 4 days until Christmas, and you know what that means, presents.  Now, who is the star of Christmas?  Santa Claus has he flies around the world on his sleigh, driven by, Dasher, Dancer, Donner, Blixen, Cupid, Comet, Prancer, Vixen, and Rudolph the-red-nosed-reindeer.  We all wake up early, wake up our parents early, and rush down the stairs on Christmas day to see all the goodies under the tree.  We see toys and other gifts among you wondering where to begin.  And once we do find out, the boxes, bags, and wrapping paper are goners.  Santa sure does have an influence.
                                     Though, what if Santa was evil?  What if he wasn't that jolly man, wearing his white and red suit, would Christmas be the same?  Nobody has really thought about this.  Well, nobody except me Hilarious Clinton 587 of course.  Most kids sometimes pop the question, but then take a chill pill.  You know  how on Christmas Eve you have a lot of fun listening to Christmas stories?  Well get snuggled in your blanket and we're going to tell you one, about Santa if he was evil.
                                             This Comic is Rated PGSEIYNAOTCG*
*Parental Guidance Suggested Except If Your Not Afraid Of The Color Green



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