Ho Ho Ho, I'm A Psycho!

                                    Hello everyone, it's 4 days until Christmas, and you know what that means, presents.  Now, who is the star of Christmas?  Santa Claus has he flies around the world on his sleigh, driven by, Dasher, Dancer, Donner, Blixen, Cupid, Comet, Prancer, Vixen, and Rudolph the-red-nosed-reindeer.  We all wake up early, wake up our parents early, and rush down the stairs on Christmas day to see all the goodies under the tree.  We see toys and other gifts among you wondering where to begin.  And once we do find out, the boxes, bags, and wrapping paper are goners.  Santa sure does have an influence.
                                     Though, what if Santa was evil?  What if he wasn't that jolly man, wearing his white and red suit, would Christmas be the same?  Nobody has really thought about this.  Well, nobody except me Hilarious Clinton 587 of course.  Most kids sometimes pop the question, but then take a chill pill.  You know  how on Christmas Eve you have a lot of fun listening to Christmas stories?  Well get snuggled in your blanket and we're going to tell you one, about Santa if he was evil.
                                             This Comic is Rated PGSEIYNAOTCG*
*Parental Guidance Suggested Except If Your Not Afraid Of The Color Green

Did You Hear The News?

                               
                       To tell you the truth, I at first was going to post about, written jokes.  Then, I heard the news.  There was a shooting today, at Newton, Connecticut, at Sandy Hook Elementary School.  As many of my readers know, I have recently done a post on Rachel's Challenge, which enforces Rachel Scott(a student who died at the shooting at Columbine High School)'s ideas about etiquette.  I thought this would happen once just that time, but not another time!  20 students at the ages of 5-10, and 6 adults, including the principal, and the shooters committed suicide!  And think about the families, who are distraught, crying their eyes out, what has the U. S. A become?

             This blog is about jokes, and also something else, it's the Snicker "House"!  The "house" part was never a mistake, "a nice creative addition", no it was put there for a reason, because all of you who read this blog, this is like your second home, your "house".
And we care, we care.  So for a day or two, we will, mourn, and the house will disappear until we have something to hope for once more.

Comics Galore! Our Newest Addition

  

                      
               We've recently had a renovation, because we wanted a new room!  The Snicker House has just launched, a new comics page, perfect for those visual jokes we love so much.  This, is a comic place for comics, only.  I'd also love if more readers commented on this new page, and gave me story ideas.  I will be making comics, by using the online, Pixton Comic Maker.  It's a great online comic making tool, as well as giving me an html code so I can post it on my blog.

                                    Of, course there are some special terms, that are needed to be understood to fully enjoy my new comics page.  When the comic says, "slow joke", it means that there is one big joke that is developed by a couple of issues.  When it says, "repeated wonder" it means every issue has at least one joke.  If it has the term "fast joke" that means it's a long one issue comic, that has one or more jokes.  Those are all the terms, now let's focus on the comics part.  I've already posted a three issue, slow joke, comic about Slender Man.  Well, looks like it's time for dinner, Mom's making spinach, looks funny.
                                        

Let's Take A Small Moment...

                          Now, today is a different week for The Snicker House.  Most of you are probably mad at me for not having the daily jokes page updated for 2-3 weeks.  Don't worry, daily jokes will be back next week, so don't fret.  It's been I while since this was mentioned, but let me tell you about something they talk about to a lot of school's these days.  
  
                          Yes, Rachel Joy Scott, the first person killed at the shooting at Columbine High School.  This happened in 1999 when Rachel was 17 years old.  Apparently, this girl had a very good idea about ethics, and how you should treat others.  She also thought if you were kind to someone it would cause a "Chain reaction of kindness."  
                           After her parents found out about her diary, a few years later they(with a couple of friends, family, and celebrities)created Rachel's Challenge.  This was a team of worker's devoted to convincing students to start a chain reaction of kindness.  So why don't you take up this challenge?  At little more kindness wouldn't hurt, right?  For more information about Rachel's Challenge and the shooting at Columbine High School go to: www.rachelschallenge.com

The Truth behind Thanksgiving

The Truth Behind Thanksgiving

Most people think of Thanksgiving as a great time for a feast, or “Finally!  Four days away from school!”  The true meaning of thanksgiving was lost long ago.  You look forward to the turkey, or the raspberry sauce, and totally forget that Pilgrims and the Native Americans had the first thanksgiving in 1621.  

Can you believe that they didn’t have turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce?  You know the best part of any thanksgiving dinner is the pie(as pie is the enemy of cake)!  They didn’t have that!  All these foods we have on this holiday were started by Sarah Josepha Hale(the woman who wrote “Mary Had A Little Lamb”).  

Most people think that Thanksgiving was a peaceful holiday, but it wasn’t.  The Pilgrims were puritans.  Puritans are members of a group of English Protestants in the 16th and 17th century.  These people regarded the Reformation of the Church of England by Queen Elizabeth as incomplete.  So they sought to regulate and simplify forms of worship.  The Pilgrims believed that anybody who didn’t have the same beliefs as them should be “purified.”  Since the Native Americans didn’t conform to their beliefs, the Pilgrims enslaved the strong and sent them to England, the weak, woman, and children, were all murdered.     

 

Talk About Classics...

Talk About Classics...

                 The Snicker House has a very important news bulletin...

Not really!

                 Enough with the trolling, let's get onto this weeks topic.

             Is it...

A.          Watermelons

B.          Peanuts

C.          Pistachios

D.          The Life Of Tina Fey

                  If you guessed "D" you are correct!  Just kidding!  The actual answer was "B", Peanuts!  It was a comic strip by Charles M. Schulz that ended on February 13, 2000, having published at least 17, 897 strips.  Pretty amazing for one guy to write and illustrate all those comic strips, even though it started on October 2, 1950.  

                  Here is some information from Wikipedia to shed some light on this iconic comic strip:  

Peanuts is a syndicated daily and Sunday American comic strip written and illustrated by Charles M. Schulz, which ran from October 2, 1950, to February 13, 2000, continuing in reruns afterward. The strip is the most popular and influential in the history of the comic strip, with 17,897 strips published in all,^[1] making it "arguably the longest story ever told by one human being", according to Robert Thompson of Syracuse University. At its peak, Peanuts ran in over 2,600 newspapers, with a readership of 355 million in 75 countries, and was translated into 21 languages.^[2] It helped to cement the four-panel gag strip as the standard in the United States,^[3] and together with its merchandise earned Schulz more than $1 billion.^[1]Reprints of the strip are still syndicated and run in almost every U.S. newspaper.

Peanuts achieved considerable success with its television specials, several of which, including A Charlie Brown Christmas^[4] and It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,^[5] won or were nominated for Emmy Awards. The holiday specials remain popular and are currently broadcast on ABC in the United States during the corresponding seasons. The Peanuts franchise met acclaim in theatre with the stage musical You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown being a successful and often-performed production.

Peanuts has been described as "the most shining example of the American success story in the comic strip field"; this is ironic, given its theme is "the great American unsuccess story." The main character, Charlie Brown, is meek, nervous and lacks self-confidence. He is unable to fly a kite, win a baseball game or kick a football.^[6]

This was found on:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanuts

"MAD" About Hurricane Sandy (Cheeks)

"Mad" About Hurricane Sandy (Cheeks)

            

  Sorry, all my vigilant readers, that I haven't 

posted in a week and  a couple of days, for I lost power for this amount of time, because of Hurricane Sandy.  So, I promise to all my readers, I will never insult Texas again.  I won't say "shoes from Texas are dumb."  I will never say anything demeaning about Texas, or anything from Texas.  I am very sorry, and though other people may not be (some people don't even remember insulting Texas), I think I speak for everyone when I say this.  I guess Sandy is still mad at SpongeBob for insulting the state in that episode.

                                                                                      On a side note, guess who just won his second term?  The correct answer is, Barack Obama!  Though most people (including me) voted for Alfred E. Neuman,  most people decided that Barack Obama was the better one for the job.  In honor of the second place candidate, we are going to give a bit of info on the origin of Alfred: MAD!  Yes, the parody filled show and magazine!  He was the cover boy of all the magazines, sometimes disguised like Spider-Man, Barack Obama,  Justin Bieber,  and so many more!  Here is the first episode of this iconic show!

       

Halloween

Halloween

            So as you know it's October and Halloween is coming up.  And I also know you're probably miffed at me for not posting on Monday.  Well I'm sorry, but being in college is hard work.  As you can see the  http://dailybugle2.blogspot.com/ is working with The Snicker House for a surprise!  It will be funny!  As a celebration of Halloween and Video Week for Daily Jokes, I put a funny video about my favorite monster, or man, or man-monster hybrid.  Let's go with man-monster hybrid.  He is the one and only Slender-man!  There is a video game about him that makes you find his son's drawings.  The video shows how to make the video game not scary.  For details, check out the Daily Jokes page and WATCH IT!  So jokes make the blogger in my case, so here's a TV show to think about watching.
                       It's awesome, it's from outer space,"LADIES and GENTLEMEN say hello to... INVADER ZIM!"  An awesome, funny, weird show about a rejected alien who gets sent to Earth, to try and take it over.  I mean creative, but weird.  It got cancelled because of their budget.  Here is some information from:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invader_Zim.
    Invader Zim is an American animated television series created by Jhonen Vasquez. It was produced by and subsequently premiered onNickelodeon. The series is about an extraterrestrial named Zim from the planet Irk, and his ongoing mission to conquer and destroy Earth. His various attempts to subjugate and destroy the human race are invariably undermined by some combination of his own ineptitude, his malfunctioning robot servant GIR, and paranormal investigator Dib, one of very few humans attentive enough to be aware of Zim's identity.

Invader Zim was first broadcast on March 30, 2001 and was targeted at children in their early teens, and met with critical acclaim, but after the first season, the show's ratings began to suffer. Before the second season was completed, Nickelodeon canceled the series, leaving at least 23 episodes and a planned television movie series finale unfinished. The show has maintained a cult following since cancellation with a pilot episode, 46 canon episodes, and at least 17 episodes that were in production at the time of the series' cancellation. On August 19, 2006, all 46 canon episodes have aired on television and been released on DVD. 19 of the episodes are split into two individual stories, each lasting about 12 minutes. There are 8 double-length episodes. All episodes were directed by Steve Ressel except for the pilot which was directed by Jordan Reichek.

Premise

Zim is a member of the imperialistic Irken race, an extraterrestrial species whose social hierarchy is based on height. The Irken leaders, known asThe Almighty Tallest, serve together because they are exactly the same height. As recounted during the series premiere, "The Nightmare Begins", Zim, who is both very short and very naïve, was banished to the planet Foodcourtia for overzealously attacking his own planet and allies^[1] duringOperation Impending Doom I.^[2] Upon hearing of Operation Impending Doom II, Zim leaves Foodcourtia and arrives at the Great Assigning. Here, elite Irken soldiers are chosen to become Invaders: special soldiers whose mission is to blend in with the indigenous life forms of their assigned planet, collect intelligence and prepare the planet for conquest by the Irken Armada. Zim pleads with the Tallest to assign him a planet and, in a desperate act to get Zim as far away as possible, they assign him to a presumed planet on the outskirts of their known universe that has never been explored. This "mystery planet" is Earth, and Zim's erratic attempts at world domination and/or the eradication of the human race begin when he lands on Earth for the first time.

Here is the first episode:

New Template

New Template

                 I know I usually post Mondays and Thursday but, yet again I was busy an I wanted you to check out the new blogger template.  After a long search I decided on this perfect blogger theme.  It has bright, upbeat colors with the design of smiley faces.  A smiley face is perfect, I mean isn't it the symbol of laughter?  Smiley faces, just what I was looking for, perfect, it was like "Yahoo" was the answer.  I say "Yahoo" was the answer because "Google" didn't ever find me a good template. 

                  I also found an easier way to change your blogger template (for any fellow bloggers).  It is much easier than downloading some xml. file and then doing something with the settings, or something like that.  All you have to do is find the html code of that template.    After you find one just copy it (make sure you save gadgets to add for later).  Then go to html in "template",  click on it, press edit html, and delete your current html.  After that,  just paste your recently copied html code, and your done!  Be sure to preview it, because then if you don't like it, you can always decide not to save it, and revert back to your old settings.

                

Ghost Hacker                                                                         

Weird this contraption, they call a computer.  This poor old chap left his account on, that is what these strange young people call it, right?  Allow me to introduce myself, for I am Thomas Theodore Felicia Johnathan O'Reilly.  I was from Boston as a member of the Sons Of Liberty.  I died last year when I was shot by a British soldier.  December 19, 1773 I'll never forget that day last year.  This "house" (some house this is, last year the houses were as big as this years mansions) is full of something called "technology".  A lot of things can happen in a year.  

Look at all these so called "medications"!  We didn't have that last year!  I think I may have not died last year if there were these new-fangled things like Advil and Robitussin. Hey!  Where are all the British flags?  And look at the Americans!  I've never seen so many people of so many races in one place!  Strange, all these books with pictures and not that many words.  Who is this Spider-man?  Well, I am leaving to go to another person's house.  Say, what does it say at the bottom-right corner? 

Oh.

Pun Info.

                                           Pun Info. And An Apology. 

      Apologies should go first as that is my code of conduct.  I'm sorry this post was late and my daily jokes have stopped for the week. I'm also sorry that jokes were only shown  on Monday's and Thursday's.  So, you guessed it, I've decided to bring back the daily joke.  Now this daily joke is going to be on a knew daily jokes page I will be setting up today.  This is also where you'll find today's joke.  So don't go ballistic if it's not here at the bottom of the post.  Now I want more readers and followers as since, I've removed my daily joke from Monday to Thursday some viewers have stopped reading.  Bringing back my readers and getting more joke lovers to follow is my blog's reason, as well as I nice hobby.

Pun Info.        

                         Puns for instance(using a joke I've used in the comments to explain the same concept) are like: Q: Why did the Queen Knight Sir Arthur Conan Doyle(the author of the Sherlock Holmes series)?  A: She liked his surname.  Get it, sir and sur?  That roughly is what a pun is, synonyms.  It's all you need.  Now to build the pun  part of the pun.  Develop a funny story to go along with it.  There is also another type of pun, being literal.  For more info. go to http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Pun and type how to make a pun in the search box.

      What's New And The Return To Harvard
    I'm sorry I haven't posted for 2 days. I bet you were all wondering, where is Saturday and Sunday's daily joke?  Well I must say being in Harvard is tough, you have all these projects, assignments, and strict teachers.  It's just college it may seem, but it's really a disaster.  I've decided to cut down on the jokes and posts. For those who have or, have had a blog know once you get it for the first few seconds(even if you have more than one)you're in posting frenzy.  Then, after a while you're like I can't do this all the time, I'm busy.  

                           That's how I'm like right now, so I've made a decision.  I will now only post on Monday's and Thursday's around the time of this post.  This is the return to Harvard, a list of make up jokes and today's daily joke.  This is your time to laugh remember, and do not waste it.  This isn't charity work (like I said in one of my older posts) this your good side to life.  Now, indulge:  

Two young men who had just graduated from Harvard were excited and talkative about their future plans as they got into a taxi in downtown Boston. After hearing them for a couple of minutes, the cab driver asked,"You men Harvard graduates?"

"Yes Sir! Class of' 99!" they answered proudly.

The cab driver extended his hand back to shake their hand, saying, "Class of' 58."

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/joke/Harvard_Grads#ixzz285TBAh40 and   http://www.jokebuddha.com/web/FTf/Harvard.  And here's Monday's daily joke, I nice kicker with a funny punch line so to speak.  

      Arthur is 90. He’s played golf every day since his retirement.

One day he arrives home downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.” 

She has a suggestion: “Why don’t you take my brother with you? He may be 103, but his eyesight is perfect.”

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees it up; takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law. “Did you see the ball?”

“Of course I did! says the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight."

”Well, where did it go?”

"Where did what go?"       I got this from a website that isn't focused on jokes that much.  http://blogs.chicagotribune.com/news_columnists_ezorn/clean_jokes/     

Today At Harvard...

                                                      Physics Class    
            Today in Harvard we were talking about our blogs while the teacher was looking at her Facebook page.   Sophie was talking about hacking Belinda's blog. She would post "Stop following me. I am shutting down my blog."  It just goes to show every day is eventful at Harvard. "Everyday is eventful in Harvard" is something that was in the brochure I got.  Belinda is now changing her password, then again who can blame her.

          

 My blog is getting such a reception.                                                 I always wonder what makes people laugh at nonsense. Well maybe the comic will explain it.

Keep visiting my blog readers. I love the fact that you like to laugh.

                                          Today's Joke

This joke shows that schools are the basis of most good jokes. 

TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."  

 I got this from http://www.urch.com/forums/lounge/1762-good-school-jokes.html. Have fun!

Laughter Is the Best Medicine

Hello viewers, I must say my blog has only been up for 3 days and already got 109 viewers from the USA and 1 form Germany! Also girls visiting this blog, if you like fashion go to my friend Grace's blog.  Here is the link http://thenextcoco.blogspot.com/2012/09/louis-viutton.html.  As you know, people get sick all the time. It's rather heartbreaking how many people die from diseases every year whether from old age to young. But, there is one special thing that can hold back or completely cure every sickness... laughter. now I'm asking all you readers read today's daily joke and many other's and show one to a loved one in the hospital. Show them this blog, follow it, comment, do whatever you like with this blog.  After you do it, I guarantee there smile will show for the first time in days.    

                          I know some 6th graders are reading this blog and don't understand some jokes. Don't worry today's daily joke is a joke every one that know's their ABC's can understand. And the old man joke's font color will be changed.  But, just read this joke right...now.  

Billy was a 1st grade student and he asked his teacher to go to the bathroom. She said he could go if he recited the alphabet so he said " a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z" When the teacher asked him what happened to the the p, he replies "Its running down my leg!"    

I got this from   http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081106151659AA72wsG.   

GUESS WHAT I DID?

               
                              GUESS WHAT I D ID?        
               
              As you can see I posted my first video. I think it's a pretty big step considering that this blog started earlier this week.  As you know this blog is for your entertainment. So I am going to get some advice from the readers.  As you saw in  one of my earlier posts I am having a joke contest.  The winner's joke will be featured on October 6th as the daily joke.
                     


                               
                         






 More On The Video   

  As you see this video is a singing cat wasting 10 seconds of your life. There isn't really much else to say on the matter.  I chose this video for the reason this blog was made... Laughs!   When I first saw it about 3 years ago I was (what do people these days say) pissed off. Then I realized, it was actually really funny.  So posting this on this joke blog, I never dreamed of having before was a dream come true! I share with the people, people laugh, I don't get paid. I guess this is like charity work.

                
         

What's up, I have missed you all, my readers. My record of viewers is about 39. 38 from America and 1 from Germany. Before I give you my daily joke I have to ask you to please comment or follow this blog. I would be really grateful. And here's our daily joke:

Bedside Manners

Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.

"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?"

"What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself.

"I think you're bad luck."      

I got these and other jokes at  http://www.jokesclean.com/.     

 

Hey guys, sorry that I didn't put the entire link (well, it wasn't a link) here's the link to the list of jokes I got today's daily joke from-
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080423125744AAI05p6                                                 

Anyway, one of my favorite comic strips is called Calvin and Hobbes. It's by a guy named Bill Watterson. This is an idea of what he looks like.
                                                       
Here's my favorite Calvin and Hobbes strip which is also my profile picture.  It's my favorite comic strip of all time. It's about a kid who takes the world in an imaginative, though sometimes serious way. Bill Watterson twists some of these events to form jokes that keep me laughing after reading them for 3 years.

 

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It's Laughing Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/25/12                     Laughing Does Wonders 

              Whether you're sick or even as happy as can be, laughing makes you happier. It is my devotion to the art of funny that I have created this blog.  This Snicker House (as I call it) is your best friend whether you're down or up. It is an archive that you can get to for free without going to Washington D.C. or someplace else. Your laughter is in my hands.  You won't be sorry.    

                                         

                                  Joke Info. 

                   So there's this show called Outsourced which is about an American man who works for a novelty company.I rate it 5 Ha's     (Get it?) But kids please watch it with your parents or with their permission. And here's our daily Joke:  

A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change The Lord's Prayer from "Give us this day our daily bread" to "Give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refuses his offer. Two weeks later, the man offered the Pope 10 million dollars to change it from "Give us this day our daily bread" to "Give us this day our daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the man's generous offer. Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dollars and finally the Pope accepted. The following day, the Pope said to all his officials, "I have some good news and bad news. The good news is we just received a check for 20 million dollars! The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account."     

I found this joke at http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080423125744AA105p6