Horrible Visual Puns, Are they Horrible?

We have all seen this (in most people's opinions) the most horrible form of jokes.  The "Horrible" Visual Pun.  This post will investigate these so called "horrible" puns, to see if they are really horrible, or if people just think they're lame (same thing really).  
On many occasions visual puns were mainly used in TV shows; usually just to foreshadow the character "breaking the fourth wall" a couple of seconds later.  For example: in the show "The Fairly Odd Parents" Timmy Turner (the main character) wishes the school to be like a find it book.  So when an alien wants to kill him with a ray gun, she says "Nice to meet you!" but somehow has a giant sausage in her hand, prompting Timmy Turner to say "Thank you horrible visual pun."  This shows that visual puns when mentioned to be "horrible" can be useful for setting up different types of joke situations.  
                We now look at the other side of the story.  "Nice to 'meat'" you is pretty lame.  And visual puns are sometimes unrealistic like the one in the picture.  And the good visual puns are becoming overused and cliched, so they're becoming horrible. 
                 So, I think the "horrible" is really what you think about certain visual pun jokes.  Tell me your opinion in the comments section under this post.  

Chuck Norris Jokes

In my last post (if anyone has read it yet) there was a picture of an actor named Chuck Norris  (there is the original unedited picture shown on the left).  This man is the subject of very own genre of jokes, which are all about him.  These jokes are commonly referred to as Chuck Norris jokes.  The jokes are usually about his strength portrayed ironically. An example of one of these jokes (that I made up with a friend) was this:

Chuck Norris once kicked a ballerina.  The ballerina kept on spinning forever.

                          These jokes aren't really good.  The one I just told you is not that great.  These jokes are usually meant for talking about Chuck Norris with friends, and saying that "if Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee would win" type conversations.  Though they may be corny I will be starting up the Daily Jokes page again with Chuck Norris jokes.  Also on another note I will add that none of you decided to tell any jokes in the comments section.  I 'also would like to announce the winner of the joke contest.  The winner is Sylvia K. with her joke "Where does the Burger King live?  In the White Castle!" As her prize she gets a link to her blog in the post.  Please go to Sylvia's Blog and congratulate her.  Well signing off.  Hilarious Clinton 587 out peace!

Jokes, The Written Kind, That Is

Remember, I mentioned in an earlier post that I was going to write about written jokes, well that's what I am doing now.  Written jokes are usually called funny stories, but I'm anything, but usual, if you know what I mean.  An example of a funny story is, well, something you might find on Reader's Digest!  I  happen to be a great big fan of Reader's Digest's funny stories, as they are funny and awkward at the same time.  But, this post isn't about Reader's Digest, no it's about writing jokes.

                              All written jokes should be based on the special characters featured in that story.  The jokes based on these characters should be funny, but ironic in the same way.  Like this classic joke:
Two men walk into a bar.
The other is a duck.
It may be kind of a poor example because it takes you a while to really understand the joke.  A tip is to make the characters be living in our in our period of time, so that it could be considered funny.  Another trick is to make most of your stories involve animals.  Well, it's getting late... Hilarious Clinton, out!  Peace!