Chuck Norris Jokes

In my last post (if anyone has read it yet) there was a picture of an actor named Chuck Norris  (there is the original unedited picture shown on the left).  This man is the subject of very own genre of jokes, which are all about him.  These jokes are commonly referred to as Chuck Norris jokes.  The jokes are usually about his strength portrayed ironically. An example of one of these jokes (that I made up with a friend) was this:

Chuck Norris once kicked a ballerina.  The ballerina kept on spinning forever.

                          These jokes aren't really good.  The one I just told you is not that great.  These jokes are usually meant for talking about Chuck Norris with friends, and saying that "if Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee would win" type conversations.  Though they may be corny I will be starting up the Daily Jokes page again with Chuck Norris jokes.  Also on another note I will add that none of you decided to tell any jokes in the comments section.  I 'also would like to announce the winner of the joke contest.  The winner is Sylvia K. with her joke "Where does the Burger King live?  In the White Castle!" As her prize she gets a link to her blog in the post.  Please go to Sylvia's Blog and congratulate her.  Well signing off.  Hilarious Clinton 587 out peace!